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finalellipsis:

it’s pretty amazing that he hasn’t attempted to kill me in my sleep yet.

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bows-and-belles:

Fucking yes. All the awards to Graham Norton. All of them.

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Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.

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panemdirectioner:

Gale Hawthorne Pick-Up Lines.

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kanyewesticle:

remember the bubblegum club

thelordofthebutts:

if you think about david karp probably has access to every single nude sent or posted on this website

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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body

marytheabsurdistjackfanatic:

agonyoftheleaves:

princessnaphthalene:

1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”

2. Don bikini.

yes!

This has been a Public Service Announcement. Thank you.

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